The 3 Perfect People
One day, not tooooo long ago, Hercules, Sleeping Beauty, and Wilt Chamberlain were arguing with each other on a riverbank.
Hercules said he was the perfect person because he was the stongest on earth. Sleeping Beauty said she was because she was the most beautiful. Wilt said he was because he slept with the most women.
So the 3 go to some Guru to ask who the perfect person was. Hercules said, “Ha! He said no one is perfect, but I AM strongest on Earth!!”
Sleeping Beauty said, “Ha! He said no one is perfect, but I AM the most beautiful woman on Earth.”
Wilt came out, and he was pissed. He said, “No one is perfect….”
“…AND WHO THE HELL IS BILL CLINTON!?!”