The 3 potatoes.

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3 female potatoes are having a chat because they are all getting married in the morning.

The first potatoe says she is getting hitched to a King Edward, and the others go ‘oohhh nice. He will be loaded , and he is royal too.’

The second potatoe says, ‘well I am getting married to a Jersey Royal- we will be living in a mansion it will be dead posh’.

Then the third potatoes says she is going to gat married to Des Lynam (substitue Chick Hern for american readers).

The other two look at each other in horror and say ‘oh-on, he is a common ‘tatter!!!!

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