One day, a man was walking down the street when he saw a genie lamp in a nearby alley. Excitedly, he picked it up and rubbed it. A genie came out and said, “I will grant you three wishes, Master!”

The man was so happy, his first wish was, “I want 100 billion dollars!!!!!!”

“Your wish has been granted, $100 billion is now in your bank account.”

The man was even happier. “I want beautiful women!”

“Your wish has been granted,” the genie said. All of these beautiful women appeared.

“This is great!” said the man. Not wanting to waste his last wish, he decided to think about it for awhile longer. “I can’t think of another wish right now, can I tell you later?”

“Make it so, whenever you say your wish, it will be granted.”

The next day, the man was driving down the road, as happy as ever. He heard a popular commercial song on the radio and decided to sing along with it.

“Oooooh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer weinerrr……”

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A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”

“Me first! Me first!” says the secretary. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.

In astonishment, “Me next! Me next!” says the paralegal. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.

“You’re next,” the Genie says to the partner. The partner says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

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