The Amazing Compilation Wish Completer Survey Quiz

This Amazing Compilation Wish Completer Survey Quiz is quite astounding. One young man in Grasklebakistaninopleopolis recieved a brand new goat for simply filling out this survey and taking the quiz. TRY IT YOURSELF, IT WILL REVEAL EVERYTHING BURRIED IN YOUR SOUL!!!

**Full name: It is spelled George Robertson, but pronounced Franklin O’Henry Ftang Ftang Ole Biscuit-barrel
**Nickname: The Pope
**Favorite color out of, muave, off-white, Asia Minor, Cindy Crawford: Elm Tree
**Favorite drink, mountain dew or crab juice? Parlezvous Frances?
**Yes? Crab grass
**37? arachnophobia
**Whistler’s Mother? Zaire

Now on to the quiz:
**What is the average speed of a raindrob suspended in a complete vacuum?
**How old was Napoleon when he died?
**How many times a day does the average human heart beat?
And finally:
**Did you really?

Now make a wish
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If you send this to 1 person your wish will not come true.
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*If you send this to 2-5 people your wish will not come true.
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If you send this to 5-15 people, your wish will not come true.
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If you send this to more than 15 people your wish will still not come true, but you will piss off a shitload of people.

If you were confused by any responses in this email send your questions and comment to

WHOGIVESARATSASSWHATYOUTHINK@blowitoutyourass.com

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