The Athiest & The Bear
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Loading ...An atheist was hunting one day in a deep woods and while spotting a deer he took aim but his gun jammed. Hearing a noise behind him he turned to see a ferocious Grizzly drooling and growling as it approached him.
He immediately fell to the ground and re-thinking his beliefs he called out:
“GOD, if you exist, please… take this bear away!
He then heard a voice from above.
“You of all people want my help? You denied me for years!”
The man hung his head then asked, “Well you are right, but if you won’t take him away will you at least make the bear a Christian?”
God was silent a second then said, “I suppose I can do that.”
At that moment the Grizzly kneeled down and said, “Thank you God for what I am about to EAT!”
