The Atoms

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Two atoms were walking down the street the other day when they bumped into each other.

“Ow, that hurts,” said the first atom.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” the second atom apologized. “Are you okay?”

“I think so,” replied the first atom. “But I lost a neutron!”

“Are you sure?” asked the second atom.

The first atom said, “I’m positive!”

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