the bakery

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While waiting to buy a danish and some coffee, my girlfriend and I notice this huge hairy man making the danish up.

He grabbed a piece of the dough, rolled it into a ball and raised his arm and putting the dough under his arm, slapped his arm back down onto the dough to flatten it out and placing it on the baking pan. My girlfriend was horrified at the sight of this. She cried out in disbelief at the way the baker was making the danish.

Another man commented ..
“Gee that ain’t nothin’ you should have been here a while ago when he was in there making the donuts!”

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