The Bible Salesman

Responding to an ad in the paper for Bible salesmen, a man arrived for his interview. “I w-w-want to s-s-sell B-B-Bibles,” he said. His interviewer was hesitant, but because the man’s sales experience was so good, he hired him.

To everyone’s astonishment, within a few months, the fellow’s sales were the best in the company. The president called a meeting to congratulate him and to inspire the other salemen. “Son, tell us your secret for selling so many Bibles,” he said.

“I just go to the d-d-door and say, ‘W-w-would you like to b-b-buy a B-B-Bible, or should I c-c-come in and read it t-t-to you?”

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