The birth of a candy bar
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Loading ...The birth of a candy bar.
One day Mr. Big was feeling down on himself so he took Mrs. Hershey to the Pot o Gold motel on Fifth Ave. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. Then she she squeezed his big Turk and grabbed his M n M’s. That made him Snicker and he put his ButterFinger into her Milky Way. She screamed, “You’re even better than the Three Musketeers!” A few months later, she got Chunky and had a Baby Ruth.
The morale of the story is: It is unsafe to play with unwrapped candybars!!!