The Birthday Present

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart for Christmas, and as they had not been dating very long, he decided a pair of gloves would be appropriate… romantic but not too intimate.

Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to Saks and bought a pair of white gloves. The younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items, and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the gift-wrapped panties, into which the young man had included the following note before having them delivered to her.

Dearest Sweetheart:

I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. Had it not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy toremove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the last three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I asked her to try on yours for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time, as other hands will doubtlessly come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night and give me the exquisite pleasure of removing them.

All my love, Freddie

P.S. The latest style is to wear them rolled down with a little fur showing.

This joke is filed under Religious.