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Loading ...A blonde was on a plane that was going to France and she was in first class but had a ticket for coach, so a stewerdess tells her to move to coach but she doesnt. Then another stewerdess told her to move to coach. Again she said no. Then the pilot whispered in her ear and the blonde moved. The stewerdess asked how he had gotten her to move, and he said he told her that the front of the plane wasnt going to France.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Judi was driving home one night when she was caught in a bad hail storm. The stones were as big as golf balls. Her car was dented pretty bad.
Balking at the price to fix it, Judi was told by the repair shop guy, a smartass by trade, (noticing her bright blonde hair) to blow into the tailpipe REAL HARD when she got home, the dents would pop out.
When she got home she started blowing into the tail pipe, and her blonde girl friend saw her.
“What are you doing?” he friend asked, horrified.
“I’m trying to blow the dents out of the car. Duh!”
“Well, DUH,” Judi’s equally blonde friend said, “you’ve got to roll the windows up FIRST!”
