The Blonde and the Mailman
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Loading ...Mailman John walks down the street. It is is last day on the job.
The first door he comes to, the people hand him fruit and flowers and said that they appreciated his work.
The next door he comes to the people give him home-baked chocolate chip cookies and said the same thing.
Then the next door he comes to, a beautiful blonde answers the door and says “come in”.
He comes in and they do it, and they come downstairs and the blonde fixes him breakfast.
The blonde hands him a coffee cup and there is a dollar bill under it. The mailman asks what it was for and the blonde replies, “Well, I asked my husband what he thought I should do for you and he said ‘Screw him, give him a dollar.’ The breakfast was my idea.”