The Blonde and the Thermos

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A blonde walks into a store and sees a cylindrical item of the shelf. The blonde asks the clerk, “What is this item?”

The clerk replies, “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The blonde replies, “How cute, I’ll take one!”

The blonde goes to work the next morning with her new thermos. A colleague walks by and says “What is that on your desk?”

The blonde replies proudly, “It’s my thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The colleague replies, “Does it work?”

The blonde replies, “I’ll let you know when I go on break, I packed it with two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”

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