The Broken Watch

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading ... Loading ...

A tourist in a strange town notices that her watch is broken. She starts looking for a repair shop.

After a long and frustrating search she finds herself in an area where many shop signs are in Hebrew.

Finally, she notices that one of the stores has all kinds of clocks and watches ticking merrily in the window. She walks into the shop and puts her watch on the counter in front of the proprietor.

“Would you please repair this watch?” asked the tourist.

“Madam, I cannot repair your watch,” replied the man.

“But why not? It is an ordinary model”

“Madam, I do not repair watches. I am a moel, I perform circumcisions”

“Then why on earth do you have all these clocks in your window?”

“Well, and what should I have in my window?”

Related jokes
  • 7 votes, average: 5 out of 57 votes, average: 5 out of 57 votes, average: 5 out of 57 votes, average: 5 out of 57 votes, average: 5 out of 5 Reverse Psychology (7 votes)
  • 4 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 5 Hillbilly Cop (4 votes)
  • 4 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 5 Signs it’s Time to Stop Breastfeeding! (4 votes)