The Butler Did It
So there is this rich woman who lives in a large mansion.
One day she comes upon the butler and says, “Butler, take off my blouse.” With trembling hands, he takes off her blouse.
Next she says, “Butler, take off my skirt.”
Shaking violently now, he takes off her skirt.
Then she says, “Take off my bra.”
He eases off her bra, still trembling.
Then she says, “Butler, take off my panties.”
Then the rich woman says “And if I ever find you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired!”