The Challenge
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Loading ...A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He lifts the beast up onto the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
“I’ll make you a deal”, he says. “I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the ‘gator will close his mouth for one minute. When he opens it, I’ll
remove my genitals intact. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will agree to buy me a drink. Deal?”
The crowd all nodded in approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his pants, and placed his genitals in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and whacked the alligator hard on the head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals intact. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. “I’ll give anyone in this crowd $100 who’s willing to give it a try.”
A hush fell over the crowd as they murmured to each other, but then a hand went up in the back of the crowd. A woman timidly spoke up.
“I’ll try”, she said demurely, “but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.”
