The Chinese version
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Loading ...Three chinese were being interviewed to get into heaven. St. Peter asks them, “Tell me what you know about Easter.”
The 1st Guy says, “Easter wary big howaday, kids dress up funny, go to neighbor and get candy.”
“NO NO, that’s halloween.”
The 2nd Guy says, “Easter wary big howaday, family all get together, have big turkey dinner.”
“NO NO NO, you’re also confused, that’s Thanksgiving.”
The 3rd Guy says, “Easter we celebrate Jesus, how he die for us on cross.”
“Very good,” says St. Peter, “Tell me more!”
“Jesus buried in tomb for three day and come back to life,” the 3rd man continued.
“Excellent!! Finish the story, please!”
“Third day Jesus come out of tomb, see shadow, go back in tomb, get 6 more weeks of winter.