The Clinton Quiz 4 Dirty Johnny

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One day at Little Bastard Elementary school, the children were at class in Mrs. Little’s class. She told the class that there was to be a special type of quiz that day and if you got your question right, you could go home early.

“Alright class, who said ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country’?” Little Suzy rose her hand and answered John Kennedy, so she was dismissed.

“Now, who said ‘Give me liberty or give me death’?” Little Janie rose her hand and said Patrick Henry, and was dismissed.

Little Johnny yelled out, “Stupid girls should keep their mouths closed, and just be used as breeding stock.” When the teacher yelled out, “Who said that?” Johnny quickly replied, “Bill Clinton, see you tomorrow.”

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