The Confessional
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Loading ...A drunk staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box. He remains quiet for several minutes, so the bewildered priest coughs to get his attention. Still, the man says nothing.
Finally, the priest knocks on the wall three times to get the man to speak.
“No use knockin’, fella,” says the drunk. “There’s no paper in this one either.”