The Cop and Ralph

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One day an old man named Ralph went driving on his favorite highway. Twenty minutes into the trip, he looks in his rear-view mirror only to see flashing lights of the state police. Ralph pulls the car to the side of the road and the cop follows him onto the berm.

“License and Registration, please,” said the cop. After looking at the license for a minute, the cop asks Ralph if he knows why he pulled him over.

Ralph replies, “not at all. Why did you pull me over?”

The cop says, “you were obviously speeding, don’t you think?”

“Not really,” replied Ralph. “But, I passed someone who was.”

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