The Crocodile Joke

This bloke comes in to a pub in the Northern Territory (Australia) with a four-meter salt-water crocodile on a steel chain. Naturally, the patrons are shit scared and jump up on what ever they can find. The publican comes over and says “Get that thing out of here!” The bloke replies “I can�t, he�s my pet!” The publican says, “Well tie him up outside!” The bloke says, “No way, he�ll get lonely! And besides he safe.”

“Safe?” say the publican, “Prove it!”

So the bloke undoes his fly and puts his dick in the crocodile�s mouth and proceeds to hit the crocodile on the head with a glass ashtray. The crocodile does not move. The bloke says “So are you satisfied?” The publican says “That�s you mate, you own him, what about my customers?” The bloke says “Anyone else want to try this?” To which an old Sheila replies, “I will, love, so long as you don�t hit me so hard with the ashtray!”

This joke is filed under Ethnic Cultural.