The Cunning Miser!

Once upon a time in US of A, there was a stingy asshole, Mr.XYZ who used to never pay the driver for the cab he had hired; he just tells the driver that his cab won’t face any problems for a couple of months and that he will pray for the well-being of the cab-driver and his family. So all the cab drivers got together and vowed that who so ever takes Mr.XYZ for a ride and does not get the full fare from him, the others will burn his cab to ashes.

So one fine day this stingy asshole, Mr.XYZ wants to go for a ride. He approaches a cab-driver and says that he wants to go for a ride, but the cab-driver refuses saying that if he doesn’t pay the fare his cab will be burnt to ashes. Then all of a sudden Mr.XYZ removes a bundle of $100 bills saying that from today he will pay the fare as he has won a jackpot.

So the cab-driver takes Mr.XYZ for a ride to the country and brings him back to the same place where he had picked up Mr.XYZ. Then the cab-driver tells Mr.XYZ that the fare for the ride was $200. Mr.XYZ pays only $100 and when the driver asks him, “Why are you paying only half the fare?”

Mr.XYZ proudly replies, “I’m only paying for my share, you came for the ride too!!!”

This joke is filed under Funny Stories.