The Dating Game
There were 3 men in a bar talking about picking up women.
One was very apprehensive about approaching women. One of the other men says, “It’s not that hard, watch me.”
He walks up to a lady and says, “Your place or mine?” She
says, “Mine,” and they leave.
The second guys turns to the apprehensive one and says, “See that wasn’t too hard, now watch me.” So, he walks up to a lady and says, “Your place or mine?” She says, “Yours,” and they leave.
The first guys thinks to himself, “Well that didn’t look too hard.” So he approached a lady and says, “Your place or mine?” She says, “Mine, but I have to tell you, I am on my menstral cycle”. He says, “That’s okay, I am on my moped.”