The Deer Hunter
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Loading ...It was Saturday morning as Jack, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife Annie sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.
“What you are doing up and dressed like that?” he asks.
“I’m going hunting with you”, Annie smiles.
Jack reluctantly agrees to take her along, and when they reach the hunting site, he sets Annie safely up in the tree stand, and says “If you see a deer, take careful aim and squeeze the trigger. I’ll come running back here as soon as I hear the shot.”
Jack walks away knowing Annie couldn’t hit the Goodyear Blimp, much less a deer. But ten minutes later, he is startled by the sound of gunshots. He starts running back to Annie and hears her screaming, “Get away from my deer!!!”
Jack arrives just in time to see Annie with her rifle trained on a distraught cowboy with his hands in the air.
“Okay, lady, okay,” pleads the cowboy, “You can have your deer. Just let me get my saddle off it.”
