THE DRUNK.
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Loading ...AFTER TEN BEERS AND 12 BRANDYS VAN DECIDES TO CHECK WHETHER HE CAN STILL WALK HOME.
PUSHING HIMSELF AWAY FROM THE BAR COUNTER HE TESTS HIS LEGS , BANG, HE FALLS DOWN.
VAN THEN TRY’S AGAIN, BANG HE FALLS DOWN.HE THEN DECIDES TO CRAWL OUT TO THE LAMPPOST IN FRONT OF THE BAR,PULLING HIMSELF UP TO TRY ONE MORE TIME. BANG FLAT ON HIS BUTT.
REALISING HE ONLY LIVES AROUND THE CORNER HE DECIDES TO CRAWL HOME.
THE NEXT MORNING WHEN HE WAKES UP, HIS WIFE IS WAITING FOR HIM,”YOU BEEN DRINKING AGAIN HAVEN’T YOU?”
“HOW’D YOU KNOW?” VAN REPLIES
“BECAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR WHEELCHAIR AT THE PUB AGAIN.”