The Drunk and the Nun
A drunk stumbles out of a bar and sees a nun walking down the sidewalk. He goes over and punches her in the face. The nun is shocked, but before she can do anything, he punches her again, and she falls down. He kicks her a few times, and then he picks her up and throws her against a wall.
He puts his face right up to hers and says, “Not very fucking tough tonight, are you, Batman?”