The Duck

A man takes his duck to a movie one day. So when he goes up to the counter to buy a ticket the lady says, “I’m sorry sir we don’t allow pets in the theater.”

So the man goes behind the theater and sticks the duck in his pants.

When he gets into the movie and sits down the duck starts moving around. So the guy undoes his pants and lets the duck’s head stick out.

Then an old lady sitting next to him sees the duck. So she turns to her friend sitting next to her and says, “That man has his thingy out,” Her friend says,” Don’t worry if you seen one you seen them all.”

The old lady says, “Yea, but this one is eating my popcorn.”

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