The duck and the Skunk
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Loading ...One day a skunk is walking by a pond, and hears someone crying.
He turns around and there’s a duck.
He asks”Why are you crying?”
The duck replies, “I have no idea what animal I am!”
The skunk says, ” I’ll help you figure out what animal you are.”
The duck thanks him.
So the skunk says, “Well…you look like a duck, you waddle like a duck, and you quack like a duck…sooo you must be a duck!”
The duck thanks the skunk and both walk their sepparate ways.
The the duck turns around because he hears the skunk start crying.
The duck asks, “Now why are YOU crying?”
The skunk says, ” I have no idea what animal I am either.”
The duck replies, “I’ll help you then.”
So the duck says, “Well, you’re not really white but not really black either and you smell like shit! So you must be a cuban.”