THE DUCKS!!!!
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Loading ...There were these three guys, a White man, a African-American man, and a Portuguese guy. (Here in Hawaii we make fun of Portagees!) They all died in a terrible car crash and went to Heaven.
They thought it was great! But there was only one big rule, you could not step on any of the ducks or you’d have to spend the rest of the day with an ugly woman.
One day, the African-American and the Portagee were walking around and they saw the White man walking around with a terrible looking woman. They said, “Hey, what happened?” He says, “I stepped on one of those damn ducks!”
The next day the White man and the Portagee were walking around and they saw the African-American walking with a hideous woman. They said, “What the heck happened?” He said, “I stepped on one of those damn ducks!”
The next day the White man and the African-American man were walking around and they saw the Portagees guy walking around with a drop dead beautiful supermodel woman! They said, “Hey, what happened?” The supermodel said, “I stepped on one of those freakin’ ducks”!
