The Dumb Blonde on an Island
There once was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. They were stuck there so they had nothing better to do so they decided to walk down the beach.
They came across a genie bottle and they decided to rub on it to see if there was a genie inside.
So the brunette rubbed it with her hand and a genie came out and said “I’ll give each of you one wish, and one wish only!”
The red head started to get excited so she made her wish to go home that instant.
*POOF*
She went home. Then the brunette began to ask her wish, she said “I want to go home, too.”
*POOF*
She went home. And finally the blonde was there all alone.
Well she got so lonely that she told the genie, “Hey, I wish for my friends to be back here with me!”