The Elephant Escaped!
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Loading ...One day, there was a woman cooking breakfast and listening to the radio. All of the sudden a voice breaks in and says, “A circus train was going through town when it wrecked and all the animals escaped. If you see one of them, please contact the police department immediately.”
Well, she didn’t think anything about it and went on with her morning.
A little later, she was washing the dishes and looked out the window and there was an elephant in her garden.
Having never seen an elephant before, she was scared to death. She called the police and said, “HELP! There is a big grey thing in my yard.”
The police officer replied, “Well, what is it?”
She said, “I don’t know. I’ve never seen one before.”
The police officer said, “Well what does it look like?”
She said, “It is big and grey, I don’t think it has a face, and it has two tails. And it is using one of them to pull up my cabbages!!!”
The police officer said, “Well what is it doing with them?”
She replied, “I don’t think you would believe me if I told you.”
