The First night…
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Loading ...This guy and his newlywed wife go off to a fancy hotel to celebrate their first night of marriage. Both of them had been saving themselves for this night and both were very anxious to, you could say, get everything underway.
They strip down naked and are about to start getting kinky when the husband takes a look at his wife and says, “That’s quite a fair sized butt you got there!!”
His wife starts screaming at him and going mad telling him he should think about what he says and that she had been waiting her whole life for this one night and then she kicks him out the room!
As he’s standing in the passage feeling very despondent, he hears another door slam shut and sees another guy standing there with the same helpless look on his face. He asks the second guy what happened and he says, “Well tonight is my first night of my honeymoon. Both my wife and I had been saving ourselves for this one night. As we were getting ready I looked at her naked body and said, ‘Quite the
hefty pair of tits you got there!’ Next thing she starts going wild and screaming and shouting, telling me I’m going to give her a complex or something, and then she kicked me out!”
Just then they hear a third door slam shut and see another guy standing there.
The first one asks him, “Did you also put your foot in it?”
And he replies, “No, but I could have!!”
