the fiveless phone

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One day Fred ran in to his old friend, John, and asked him why he never called anymore…

John explained that he had lost his job and didn’t have much money, so he had to buy a defective phone. He got a great deal, but the only problem was that it didn’t have a 5 button on it.

Fred said, “Wow, that’s really weird! I’ve never heard of a phone like that. So how long have you had it?”

John replied, “Well, I’m not quite sure ’cause my calendar has no 7’s!!”

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