The Frog and the Loan Official

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One day, at the 45th National Bank, a frog hopped inside and sat at the loan info chair. The lady on the job asked, “How may I help you?”, feeling dumb for talking to a frog.

The frog replied, “Ribbit ribbit, loan, 5 dollars.”

The lady asked the frog for colateral, and he spit a wooden bird, no taller then 2cm on the table. Wiping it off, the lady replied, “Mr. frog, my name is Patricia Black. I will be right back after I talk with my boss.” She felt even weirder now.

Patty told her boss the strange story and asked what she should do. The old man thought for a minute and said…

“Why, It’s a nick-nack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan.”

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