The Frog Prince …… (revised even further)

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A sad lonely Princess was walking through the forest contemplating her life when she suddenly stumbled upon a frog. After a few initial looks she scanned the woods to make sure that no one would see and leaning down she gave the frog a single kiss on the head.

To her surprise a flash and a cloud of white smoke revealed the most handsome Prince she had ever laid her eyes on. Falling to her knees she implored the Prince, “Oh sir, will you take me for your wife and spend a life of eternal bliss with me?”

To which the Prince replied, “What … some ropey old scrubber that goes around kissing frogs? Not likely!!”

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