The Frog (told on a Prairie Home Companion)

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A guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head, and walks up to the bar.

When the bartender comes over, he says, “Hey, that’s pretty neat. Where’d you get it?”

The frog says, “I don’t know. It started out as a little bump on my butt.”

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