The Funny Dog
A young tough robbed an elderly gentleman walking in his neighborhood.
A week later he sees the gentleman walking again but this time he has a small dog that looks like a dachshund.
The young tough decides to rob him again but decides to get a ferocious dog to take along.
A few days later he sees the man walking with his dog and takes his dog to rob him. As he approaches, the elderly gentleman’s dog grabs the ferocious dog by the head and in two gulps devours him.
The young tough jumps back and says, “I can’t believe what I just saw, what kind of dog is that?”
The gentleman said, “Well, Before I had his nose fixed he was a crocodile.”