The Gas Station
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Loading ...A doctor pulls his Mercedes into his local Shell station, fills up and goes inside to sign his charge ticket.
As he’s signing, the attendant looks down and says, “Hey doc, you can’t sign the bill with that, it looks like a rectal thermometer!”
The doc looks in his hand and says, “Oh shit, some asshole must have my pen.”