The Genie & the Neighbor
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Loading ...There was this guy who found a lamp… yeah you know, he rubs it, a genie comes out, tells him he has three wishes….but you see, this genie said that whatever he wished for, his worst enemy would get twice that. (If he wished for a million dollars, his enemy would get two million)
Well, the man’s enemy was his neighbor, Bill. So when the guy wished for a hundred beautiful women, Bill, of course, got two hundred women, even more beatiful than his.
His next wish was for a twenty story mansion. Right before him stood a beautiful twenty story mansion, but inevitably, next door, Bill got a forty story mansion.
Okay, so now this guy is getting really pissed off. So he takes a deep breath and says, “I wish I could lose one testicle.”
