The Giant Panda Joke
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Loading ...A giant panda walks into a restaurant, sits down at a table, and orders a salad from his waiter.
The panda eats his salad and then takes out a gun and starts shooting all the other customers.
When he’s finished, the waiter asks him, “What are you doing shooting all my other customers??” The panda looks over at him and tells him to look up “giant panda” in the dictionary. The panda then walks out of the restaurant.
Confused, the waiter pulls out a dictionary where he reads that a giant panda “eats shoots and leaves.”