The Great American-Canadian Debate
A Canadian is having his petit dejeuner (coffee croissants: bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Canadian ignores the American, who, nevertheless, starts a converstion.
American: “You Canada folk eat the whole bread?”
Canandian: (In a bad mood): “Of course.”
American: (After blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada.”
The American sits there with a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listens in silence.
The American persists, “D’ya eat jelly with the bread?”
Canadian: “Of course.”
American: (Cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) “We don’t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada.”
The Canadian then asks: “Do you have sex in America?”
American: “Why, of course we do!” he says with a big smirk.
Canadian: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
American: “We throw them away, of course.”
Canadian: “We don’t. In Canada, we put them in a container, reycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States.”