THE GUMWRAPPER
There was a dumb blonde, a smart blonde, a tooth fairy, and Santa Claus. They were walking down the sidewalk, and saw a 10 dollar bill laying on the ground.
WHO PICKED IT UP??? No one, why?? Because Santa Claus and the tooth fairy don’t exist. There is no such thing as a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought it was a gumwrapper!