The guy with the Speech Impediment
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Loading ...There was a guy with a speech impediment, and he went into a grocery store, and said, “Do you have any bum?”
And then guy behind the counter said, “Bum, what’s bum?” The other guy says, “Bum, you know that stuff you put in your mouth and chew.”
The guy behind the counter says, “Oh, you mean gum!” And the guy with the speech impediment says, “Ya, bum.” So, he buys his gum and goes to a hardware store, and says, “Do you have any fuckits?”
The person behind the counter says, “Fuckits, what are fuckits.” The guy with the speech impediment says, “You know, the thing that you put water in, to carry it.”
The person behind the counter says, “Oh, you mean a bucket.” The guy with the speech impediment says, “Ya, ya, a fuckit.”
So he buys the bucket, and goes to the pet store. He says to the woman behind the counter, “Do you have any cock and spankits?”
The woman says, “A cock and spankit, what’s that?” The guy says, “You know those little poodle like things.” “Oh,” says the woman, “You mean a cocker spaniel.” The guy says, “Ya,Ya a cock and spankit.”
So, he buys his cocker spaniel. He is walking down the road with his gum, bucket, and cocker spaniel, when he runs into one of his friends.
They are standing there talking, and all of a sudden the cocker spaniel gets loose and runs away. The guy with the speech impediment says to his friend, “Here take my bum and fuckit, while I go get my cock and spankit!!”
