The Hole in the Wall
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Loading ...St Peter and Satan met at the wall separating heaven from hell as someone had made a huge hole in the wall. St Peter told Satan that someone from hell must have made the hole, as surely NO ONE from heaven would be trying to get into hell.
Satan replied that St Peter was jumping to conclusions, as St Peter had not seen who made the hole. However, Satan, being generous, offered to pay for half the cost of repairing the hole.
St Peter said, “That is not right. You should pay for the entire repair.”
Satan’s response was, “Half is the most I will pay.”
St Peter replied, “That is not good enough. I will see you in court.”
Satan queried thoughtfully, “Just where are you going to get an attorney?”
