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Loading ...Two Newfies go into a bar and order “Champagne for everyone!”
After the bartender does this, he ask the guys why they’re celebrating.
The two Newfies proclaim: “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle, and it only took us two months!”
“Two months, what’s so special about that?” said the bartender.
“Well on the box it said 2-4 years!”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Ray gets a call from his blonde girlfriend Gloria.
“I’ve got problem, Ray, and I need your help.”
“What’s the trouble, Gloria?” replies Ray.
“I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it’s too hard. None of it fits together and I can’t find any of the edge pieces.”
“What’s it a picture of?” Ray asks.
“It’s a big rooster,” says Gloria.
“OK, I’ll come and have a look,” says Ray, so he drives to Gloria’s house. She leads him to the kitchen where the pieces are spread all over the kitchen table.
Ray has a quick look and says, “OK, Gloria, put the Cornflakes back in the box.”
