The Last Laugh
An Irishman is driving down a quiet country road when a policeman drives up behind him and pulls him over.
“Excuse me sir,” the copper says, “I don’t believe that this is your car.”
“I can assure you it is,” Paddy replies.
But the PC still doesn’t believe poor old Paddy, so he gets him out of the car and onto the road. The policeman then proceeds to draw a circle around the Irishman and returns to the car.
“I’m going to hit this car on the bonnet with my baton”, threatens the policeman, “and if you laugh then I know it’s not yours.”
The Irishman agrees and the policeman smashes the shiny red bonnet with his baton. He turns round to see the Irishman giggling. “There. See - it isn’t yours.”
“Yes it is”, says Paddy.
So the policeman turns back to the car and shatters all the windows, only to turn round and find Paddy holding his ribs, pissing himself with laughter.
“Right you’ve got one more chance sonny” warns the copper, and he kicks and beats the car until it is beyond repair. He turns round and is astonished to see Paddy rolling around on the ground absolutely wetting his pants.
“If this is your car”, says the PC,”what the bloody hell is so funny?”
“Well”, replies Paddy, “every time you turned round, I stepped out of the circle!!”