The Limp

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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as the
walk.

As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points at his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969.”

The other hooks his thumb behind him says, “Dog shit, 20 feet back.”

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