The Little Pirate

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It’s Halloween and little Johnny is Trick-or-Treating and is dressed up as a pirate.

He comes up to a house and a nice old lady answers the door. The lady looks at Johnny and says, ‘What a cute pirate. Where are your little buccaneers??’

Johnny looks at the lady and says, ‘They’re under my buck’en (F*****G) hat!!’

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