The Lone Ranger
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Loading ...Did you hear that they caught the Lone Ranger?
They took off his mask, put him up on a horse, and then put a noose around his neck. Before they hanged him, they asked him if he had any last requests…
He said “yes” and that he would like a big cigar to smoke! Well, they gave him one and he began to smoke and puff, and puff and smoke. Just then one of the cowboys from the back of the crowd ran up yelling…”You idiots! Don’t you realize that his side-kick is Tonto and he is sending him smoke signals!”
Just then, on the ridge came an Indian with hundreds of naked women on horseback! The Lone Ranger groaned… “Oh
Tonto, you never could spell, I said P-O-S-S-E!”