The Married Couple
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Loading ...A couple went to bed one night and the wife quickly dozed off to sleep.
Her husband started rubbing her shoulder and said, “Honey, are you in the mood tonight?”
She replied “I’m sorry, but I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow first thing and I want to stay fresh.”
He says, “I understand.”
She rolls back over and nods off to sleep again. A few minutes pass and the husband taps her on the shoulder again and wakes her.
She says, “What now?”
He asks, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?”